4) The Cleanliness
My friend is doing early bird and left with the intention to not shower, instead she’ll just use the 50 baby wipes she’s taken with her. That sums up Festival hygiene so if you’re doing this properly then you cannot shower until Monday morning, just like the real festival goers. It’s a fact of life: You will be grim at a festival. But it’s okay because everyone else is also grim. So to make it authentic, roll around your garden a bit for the real festival look. It’s a life of dry shampoo instead of real shampoo, baby wipes instead of body wash, changing clothes instead of showers. But that’s all part of the enigmatic beauty of festivals, so suck it up.
