3) The Food
It’s rubbish and expensive. That’s literally all festival food is, but for some reason buying a 15% meat burger with limp lettuce whilst Arctic Monkeys play in the background is worth £7 and a 40 minute queue. So you can make a nice gourmet burger in your kitchen or on a BBQ and sit by your makeshift tent. Sausage rolls, noodles and cups of god knows what’s even in here anymore are the staples of festival diet so take a quick trick to Tescos and stock up.
