9. Juliette (Charles’ ex-wife) (Stacy Martin)
Juliette shares many of the issues I have with Marie in terms of how/why such an attractive woman would simp so hard for a monster who isn’t even fun at parties. But unlike Marie, Juliette provides us with the satisfaction of watching Charles get dumped while in an Afghan jail. We really do love to see it. She also doesn’t seem to participate in the murder of anyone which I suppose deserves recognition. If only it weren’t for the fact that, even after he was found guilty of multiple counts of murder, she got back together with Charles. Literally, how could she. I am honestly curious to know the mental gymnastics which made her think that that was a good idea. The Gogglebox moment, “We all like a bad-boy though, don’t we?”/”Yeah, not a fucking terrorist though, Chris”, springs to mind.